Things that make me smile...

1) A bumper sticker that reads "I'm already against the next war."

2) A spam e-mail whose title reads "How do you flabbergast her?"

"What is flabbergast, anyways?" you may ask. For answers to these kinds of questions, I always turn to the dictionary.
Flabbergast: to overwhelm with shock, surprise, or wonder. Synonyms: Dumbfound and Surprise.
There you have it. Piece of cake. Now go out there and flabbergast people left and right (but please don't use the tactic that was put forth in the e-mail, it's quite uncalled for to do that to everyone).