Gauntlet

While playing the Xbox game Gauntlet, there were many strange things that were hollered aloud. Many of these things were quite embarrassing shortly after they had been spoken and the laughter went on and on.
"I love my rocks!"
"I've got a vibrator here!"
"Look guys I'm tapping the monkey!"
And the one that rules the evening,
"I have to hold my skirt up while I come."
Tehetehetehe.